It's... majorly complicated. I mean, we kinda are, but it was like, an arranged marriage, and all political and shit, so we wanna get married on our own terms instead, you know? Something that'll mean something to us.

That's lame. I kind of suck with strangers, but you totally don't see me hiding for weeks at a time!

[...You know, except this last week. SHUT UP THERE IS NO HYPOCRISY!]