[Poland downs the rest of his glass with a pouty little scowl.]
It's still like.... mega ultra wicked lame that he had one in the first place! I mean, Liet and I have a couple we've been trying to practice with, but this shit totally takes time, right? We're totally used to like, swords and lances, and getting used to new fighting styles, when you're like, hundreds of years old? Ugh! It takes forever! I totally shouldn't have asked America when I did. He got all "blah, blah, I don't wanna get you two involved in this", even though I was totally involved back when he was still being a total pussy and ignoring that it was going on!
[It occurs to him that he is being a ranty!drunk. His plan to stop this? Drink until he hits "warm and fluffy and placid."]
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Date: 2010-08-05 07:22 pm (UTC)It's still like.... mega ultra wicked lame that he had one in the first place! I mean, Liet and I have a couple we've been trying to practice with, but this shit totally takes time, right? We're totally used to like, swords and lances, and getting used to new fighting styles, when you're like, hundreds of years old? Ugh! It takes forever! I totally shouldn't have asked America when I did. He got all "blah, blah, I don't wanna get you two involved in this", even though I was totally involved back when he was still being a total pussy and ignoring that it was going on!
[It occurs to him that he is being a ranty!drunk. His plan to stop this? Drink until he hits "warm and fluffy and placid."]