So there's like. This guy? And he's a total asshole. Like. A Nazi, or whatever? And he was all running around, you know, being crazy and evil, and the other nations were all like 'whatevs, not our problem!'
Except I was like, 'ohmigod, guys, not cool!' So I, y'know, totally wasn't putting up with him torturing people and shit, so I went and got my sword, right, and killed him.
Then like, after he comes back, he picks on Pakistan, and whoa, all of a sudden it's America and Germany's problem! And they wouldn't let me and Liet come with, even though I totally kicked his ass on my own without them that time. And. And America never taught me to guns.
[Action that knowsh its limuh. Lima. Limits!]
So there's like. This guy? And he's a total asshole. Like. A Nazi, or whatever? And he was all running around, you know, being crazy and evil, and the other nations were all like 'whatevs, not our problem!'
Except I was like, 'ohmigod, guys, not cool!' So I, y'know, totally wasn't putting up with him torturing people and shit, so I went and got my sword, right, and killed him.
Then like, after he comes back, he picks on Pakistan, and whoa, all of a sudden it's America and Germany's problem! And they wouldn't let me and Liet come with, even though I totally kicked his ass on my own without them that time. And. And America never taught me to guns.
It was lame.
[Delicious boooooze :3]