reckless_eagle | Thirty-sixth Entry [Video]

Thirty-sixth Entry [Video]

[Someone's been avoiding everyone the mansion in a fit of awkward and angst since the mirrors showed up!]

[There's really just too much for Poland to deal with right now. His friend-breakup with Elaine, his encounter with Mirror Lithuania, the knowledge that Mirror Poland was free to scare Aang and hurt Nai and maybe do bad things to his other friends... He's curled up underneath his cloak in a corner of the overgrown garden at the edge of the forest, where he's been hiding out today.]

[The knowledge that his memories were able to disrupt the Mansion itself helps him, gives him hope, makes him feel more powerful. But...]

...I like, can't believe I forgot about them. I just... forgot. My own people... A nation totally shouldn't...

Gawd, this is lame.

Um. Is everyone like, okay and stuff? Apparently my mirror was a mega-bitch to some of you, so like. Uh. Yeah. Everybody cool?

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Nah, Alex's mirror said I didn't. So he thinks I'm not real cuz I don't have some opposite of me on the other side.

*downs his beer* After all these stories guess I don't mind not being real. *drunken smile*

Maybe you should pull a gun outta the closet and practice? Like shoot driftwood on the beach, or trees or something.

*onto beer number 5!*

Edited 2010-08-05 19:09 (UTC)

[Poland downs the rest of his glass with a pouty little scowl.]

It's still like.... mega ultra wicked lame that he had one in the first place! I mean, Liet and I have a couple we've been trying to practice with, but this shit totally takes time, right? We're totally used to like, swords and lances, and getting used to new fighting styles, when you're like, hundreds of years old? Ugh! It takes forever! I totally shouldn't have asked America when I did. He got all "blah, blah, I don't wanna get you two involved in this", even though I was totally involved back when he was still being a total pussy and ignoring that it was going on!

[It occurs to him that he is being a ranty!drunk. His plan to stop this? Drink until he hits "warm and fluffy and placid."]

America did what? And who was going on what now? *He couldn't follow any of that normally, and Beer!8 Tim is having considerable trouble*

Okay, okay. [Sip of the new glass!]

So there's like. This guy? And he's a total asshole. Like. A Nazi, or whatever? And he was all running around, you know, being crazy and evil, and the other nations were all like 'whatevs, not our problem!'

Except I was like, 'ohmigod, guys, not cool!' So I, y'know, totally wasn't putting up with him torturing people and shit, so I went and got my sword, right, and killed him.

Then like, after he comes back, he picks on Pakistan, and whoa, all of a sudden it's America and Germany's problem! And they wouldn't let me and Liet come with, even though I totally kicked his ass on my own without them that time. And. And America never taught me to guns.

It was lame.

[Delicious boooooze :3]

*long pause*

You killed Hitler?

*Oh yeah, Tim's brain is working just swell!*

No, like, a different one! He like, had glasses. And. And like, his bones are metal. Freaky to the max.

You killed a different Hitler? That's pretty... that's pretty awesome actually. Way to go!

And so what.. you killed this guy, he came back and some other guy shot you? That's not fair.

[Poland flails his non-booze-holding hand, presumably in order to illustrate his point.]

I totally know, right! Like, a ton of people have shot at me here! That asshole, and like, Liet's mirror, and Prussia, and America! America did it twice, like, back when I first showed up! And he shot lightning at me and junk!

Maybe they're all just jealous of your sparklines. Wait, America can shoot lightning?

I'm from America, why can't I shoot lightning?

Dude, Prussia's totally jealous. 'Cause I'm like. Way more fab than him, and my cavalry totally kicks his--

...No clue. Maybe you're like, not trying hard enough? I think he like. Had a little box that did it. Some kind of weapon, I totally don't know.

I don't know that I've ever tried to shoot lightning. *looks at his hands suspiciously*

An' which one's Prussia? I'm getting all of you guys confused now.

Edited 2010-08-05 23:48 (UTC)

Well, you should totally try! Like, how will you know if you don't?

Prussia's, like... he's not here anymore, I think. He's Germany's brother, and he's totally lame! He's the Teutonic Order in my time, but when he was here, he was all "blah, blah, I'm the Kingdom of Prussia, blah!"

Also, he like, thought I was his fief or something? Which is just like, ha, no ♥

What's a fief?

I think if I could shoot lightning I would have by now. Maybe I'm broken.

Edited 2010-08-05 23:59 (UTC)

It's like. Land. That belongs to someone. He like, thought I was his? And I was like, "as if, honey, that's totally never gonna happen..."

See, if America were still here, we could like, ask him!

Maybe he'll come back. And then I will. *What a brilliant idea 11!beer Tim!*

So he thought you were land.. that belonged to him? You should have punched him.

Oh! Oh, I totally did! It's like, you can't just sit around and take that kind of thing, right? I'm a great and totally fabulous kingdom~ No way anyone's pushing me around!

I don't think I've drunk enough to get used to you calling yourself a kingdom. *onto beer 13!*

I don't get this whole country thing. But I wasn't into playing Axis and Allies.

Edited 2010-08-06 01:25 (UTC)

[Whoo, that's a lot of beer bottles. You're going to make the boy feel like he's not keeping up! So he'll finish off his glass and start swigging wódka straight from the bottle.]

Like, what's not to get? We're us. Gawd, you humans act like it's so weird!

It is weird.

*And since the room is starting to go all woozy-like he's going to just admire his new bottle collection and maybe have a glass of water..*

Countries aren't people. They're things.. Big things.. with land and people in them and stuff.

I'm not a thing, I'm a nation!

You're a person.

And nations are .. unpeople. Not people. That one. Not people.

We like, are too people! Maybe your people are unpeople!

I am an unpeople. I don't have a mirror!

I'm not even real. *cue depress!Tim*

But... if you're like, unpeople, how come you're right there?

[Pokes him in the arm] You totally feel real to me!

Thought so too. But .. *exaggerated shrug* Dunno.

And you're real too so. Guess there's that.

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[Action that knowsh its limuh. Lima. Limits!]

[Action that thinks it one too many haven't had yet]

[Action that's fiiiine, man, totally fine |D]

[Action that thinks everythings gettin prettier an prettier..]

[Action that wants you to know you are its BEST. FRIEND. ITS BEST FRIEND. YOU KNOW THAT?]

[Action that helps you back onto your barstool when you fall off]

[Action that holds your hair back when all the booze makes you sick]

[Action that is completely NOT the designated driver]

[Action that doesn't even know what a car is, so don't look at it]

[Action that wants to drunkenly ride horses through town square]

[Action that would so be on board with that, if only it remembered how to get on a horse right now!]

[Action that can't tell which way is up anymore]

[Action that keeps falling over and can't tell why]

[Action that totally knows its way home.. Is there a problem officer?]

[Action that seems to have misplaced its ID o_o]

[Action that can't remember its name]

[Action that seems to have misplaced its trousers]

[Action that just got home from a bar IRL so all typos are in character]

[Action that created kahlua-frappuchinos about 4 hours ago, so same :D]

[Action that spins alone on the dancefloor]

[Action that plays drunk!Robot Unicorn Attack]

[Action that falls over]