Sixty-Fourth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Today's Poland is coming at you from the libary, where he's seated with a large number of fashion and fashion history books piled around him. After a year here studying future-fashion in his offtime, he seems to have made it at least to the 1960s, as he's dressed in a pair of jeans like America showed him and an embroidered peasant blouse, a bright red poppy tucked behind one ear and holding his bangs back on that side, his feet bare.]

I'm so down with us having a party where I'm not talking to colors the whole time... But guys, I totally can't decide what I'm gonna wear! You should like, come down and help me pick~

Comments

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[jkdhjksf She hates you SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, Poland.

Also, she will now be super mature and wise beyond her almost seventeen years.]

Oh my god shut up! You have no idea what you're talking about and you never will because you're from the dawn of the dinosaurs and things have changed since then! Like--like how you're so grossed out by the idea of a freakin' blowjob! See? Changes! So you just need to stop...preaching!

[...Yep. Mature and wise, that's her. You can really tell from how she sounds almost shaky.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[In response, Poland actually will act mature and wise beyond... well, his physical age, at least. For once.]

Not everything changes. The superficial things, sure, totally. But human nature? Not so much. And I totally don't buy that you come from a time when people just all of a sudden magically don't want to feel needed and loved.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just say to stop with the preaching? It doesn't matter what you think. All that matters is what the people actually involved think.

[...so there. :|]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

You know you're preaching at me as much as I'm preaching at you, right? Also, you're not my boss and I can totally say what I want to you.

[And you're wrong :|]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

I am not preaching! I'm teaching you what life is like now, in the year two thousand whatever the hell it is here! There's totally a difference.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Um, I totally don't think it's really any year here. And the other people I know from your time don't act anything like you. And you're always telling me how the way I do things is weird and I'm probably doing it wrong.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

That's because they're all losers.

And seriously, that's because the way you do things is weird. I'm just keeping it real and helping you out.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Um, no.

And that's basically what I'm doing, except my advice doesn't suck.

[And neither does he. OHHHHH!]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

And neither do you, which is why you're super lucky you got with a dude as ancient as you. No other guy would put up with your squeamishness.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but like, I don't want another guy. The way me and Liet do things is totally enough for us.

...I totally asked him, by the way. Like. About the mouth thing.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Which is why you're lucky. The way I do things is good and enough for me, too. [This is...mostly true. Shh.]

And I totally wish I could have heard that conversation.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Like I said, whatever, keep telling yourself that.

It kinda ruined the mood. He was like, as grossed out as me.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. It's pretty sad if that's the grossest thing you guys can think of. Like, I mostly slept through history, but I kinda remember it not being that sheltered back then.

Huh. I wonder when blowjobs were invented, then...

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

I could probably think of grosser stuff if I tried, but like, God, why would I want to?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

All the guys I know love it.

And before you say anything, no, I don't go down on every guy I know.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

So weird. You like, eat with your mouth. It's like, you might as well just let him rub his junk on your food.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...

[Laaaaughing now oh god.]

Okay, that is officially the best thing you've ever said.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

W-What? It's totally true!

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

People take showers and stuff, you know.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Oh, 'cause it's like, so much better to let a dude put his freshly washed junk where you eat?

[HE THINKS NOT, MADEMOISELLE. HE THINKS NOT.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Do you really want me to start talking about the way guys have sex in the crudest way possible? Cause it's really not much better than putting someone's junk in your mouth, freshly washed or not.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Ah, there's that face.]

There's--There's like, nothing wrong with it!

[Blushing foreverrrrrrrr!]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[We missed it so. <3]

Who are you trying to convince? I'm just saying, anything to do with sex is gross if you think about it enough. But it all feels pretty good.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Regaining his composure somewhat...]

It's not gross. I mean, like, okay, it kind of seems like it should be, maybe, but it's... It's really right. Kind of like, spiritual, you know?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Look at that, she's actually trying to hold back her laughter!]

So what's so impossible to believe that other stuff might be the same? Like, if you're ever a girl for a day and you don't get someone to go down on you, you're pretty much the dumbest person ever.

[She likes to fix that earlier kindness with possibly traumatizing him some more.]