Sixty-Fourth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Today's Poland is coming at you from the libary, where he's seated with a large number of fashion and fashion history books piled around him. After a year here studying future-fashion in his offtime, he seems to have made it at least to the 1960s, as he's dressed in a pair of jeans like America showed him and an embroidered peasant blouse, a bright red poppy tucked behind one ear and holding his bangs back on that side, his feet bare.]

I'm so down with us having a party where I'm not talking to colors the whole time... But guys, I totally can't decide what I'm gonna wear! You should like, come down and help me pick~

Comments

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

That's because they're all losers.

And seriously, that's because the way you do things is weird. I'm just keeping it real and helping you out.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Um, no.

And that's basically what I'm doing, except my advice doesn't suck.

[And neither does he. OHHHHH!]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

And neither do you, which is why you're super lucky you got with a dude as ancient as you. No other guy would put up with your squeamishness.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but like, I don't want another guy. The way me and Liet do things is totally enough for us.

...I totally asked him, by the way. Like. About the mouth thing.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Which is why you're lucky. The way I do things is good and enough for me, too. [This is...mostly true. Shh.]

And I totally wish I could have heard that conversation.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Like I said, whatever, keep telling yourself that.

It kinda ruined the mood. He was like, as grossed out as me.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. It's pretty sad if that's the grossest thing you guys can think of. Like, I mostly slept through history, but I kinda remember it not being that sheltered back then.

Huh. I wonder when blowjobs were invented, then...

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

I could probably think of grosser stuff if I tried, but like, God, why would I want to?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

All the guys I know love it.

And before you say anything, no, I don't go down on every guy I know.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

So weird. You like, eat with your mouth. It's like, you might as well just let him rub his junk on your food.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...

[Laaaaughing now oh god.]

Okay, that is officially the best thing you've ever said.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

W-What? It's totally true!

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

People take showers and stuff, you know.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Oh, 'cause it's like, so much better to let a dude put his freshly washed junk where you eat?

[HE THINKS NOT, MADEMOISELLE. HE THINKS NOT.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Do you really want me to start talking about the way guys have sex in the crudest way possible? Cause it's really not much better than putting someone's junk in your mouth, freshly washed or not.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Ah, there's that face.]

There's--There's like, nothing wrong with it!

[Blushing foreverrrrrrrr!]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[We missed it so. <3]

Who are you trying to convince? I'm just saying, anything to do with sex is gross if you think about it enough. But it all feels pretty good.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Regaining his composure somewhat...]

It's not gross. I mean, like, okay, it kind of seems like it should be, maybe, but it's... It's really right. Kind of like, spiritual, you know?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Look at that, she's actually trying to hold back her laughter!]

So what's so impossible to believe that other stuff might be the same? Like, if you're ever a girl for a day and you don't get someone to go down on you, you're pretty much the dumbest person ever.

[She likes to fix that earlier kindness with possibly traumatizing him some more.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

I like, don't think it's about what you do, exactly, even if I think the stuff you come up with is super weird. Like... it's got to do with the context, you know? Being with Liet, that's what makes it right.

...Also, I was totally a girl for a week or so, but like, Liet and I kinda still had some stuff to work out back then.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, you realize that from all the sappy stuff you're saying, you should really not be so against the idea? Ugh, whatever, if you ever do it, let me know.

...And seriously? God, that sucks. If I was a guy for any amount of time, I'd try everything.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

W-What?! Dude, I'm totally not going to tell you about that kind of thing! [THAT'S PRIVATE D=]

And yeah, I don't know. It was like, one of our first events here, and I still hadn't told him a lot of stuff... It was kinda weird, too, 'cause I think he was way more into girl-me than I was into girl-him...

[Even though neither of them really looked different. Liet at least had some boobs going on, but Poland is largely made of plains ;;;;]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

You told me you talked about it! This isn't any different, just be like Hey, Santana, you were totally right as always, and I'm sorry for ever doubting you.

Huh. Is he not as ridiculously gay as you?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, it like, doesn't matter anyway, since that's gross and we're not gonna do it!

...He likes girls, if that's what you mean.

[He had a thing for Pakistan, and he gushes about Belarus without noticing it might upset Poland sometimes, and he didn't even notice he liked Poland until he was a girl ._.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Going back to the gross thing, huh? [She shakes her head, faux-sadness written allllll over her face.]

Oh, wait. So like, is he bi, or are you the only guy he's into? Cause that would explain some of this.