Twelfth Entry [Audio | Filtered (see entry) | Hackable]

[reckless_eagle]

[This entry is locked to those who Poland considers a)friends, and b)people he can talk to about Boy Problems. Liet, since Boy Problems are always his fault, is not included. People like, say, Gokudera, who he likes but doesn't really think would be terribly sympathetic, are also not included. Definitely included are Hungary, Wolfram, Nitori, Elaine, Aerith, America... if you think your character might be included, go ahead and assume they are.]

[Also, if your character can hack at all, they can access this.]

Hey.

I like, seriously don't wanna hang out here with Liet right now... can I come chill with someone else for a while?

[He hesitates awkwardly for a moment, then shuts off the recording.]

Comments

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Well, age of consent is 18 and all, so I don't think so..

Now reading the wiki article on the history of marriage in Europe!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

18's totally a little old. I mean, like, not too old, but tons of girls marry before then, for real...

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...Oh, right. You're from like.. centuries past. In my time, girls choose when they get married! Some don't until they're like in their 20s at least.. it's all about getting a job and making money!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

But women are way more likely to die in childbirth when they've started to age! Doesn't it make way more sense for them to start a family early, when they're young and strong?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Usually, women who start doing that early have trouble with school and stuff. And considering most of them are in school until their twenties anyway, it makes sense that they wait until they establish careers and stuff before they focus on families!

[Yay burgers are done he starts scooping them onto the buns.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Surprised] Women go to school in your time? Like... normal women?

[Noblewomen get to have tutors if their families can afford it, sure, but...]

...I'm glad. Jadwiga totally would be, too--she always thought education was way important. She like, even sold her jewels to support the university in Kraków!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Uh huh! [And he puffs a bit with pride.] My women can do lots of things! They have equal rights as men, can own property and can even vote for my bosses!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

They get to vote? That's so cool! All the men in the szlachta can vote for my bosses, but like--ohmigod, that's awesome!

[Medieval!Poland is all about the civil liberties for his time, but hasn't even considered some of these things XD]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Yup! Yeah, it took a while, but it was a big thing! Revolutions are always good, no matter how small!

[THAT'S FINE neither did he .D.b He puts some lettuce and tomatoes on the burgers and grins as he goes to check on the fries.]

Okay, so normally they're eaten with like ketchup and mustard and stuff. Want me to put everything on it?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

I have no clue what those are, but sure!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[A few moments later, something akin to a Whopper gets presented to Poland. With fries, of course.]

Here you go!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[NOMF.]

...It's way good.

[Would be better with, idk, less sketchy cheese and decent bread, but eh, it's free food, and it's warm, and that's comforting!]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[That icon is so cute omg. And hey, it's American cheese and the buns come from somewhere so it's fine in America's book! He grins!]

Hehehe! I knew you'd like it! [He half devours the one for him in like.. three bites.] Want anything to drink? Soda? Milk shake?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Ikr? And America, Poland and I love you, but your cheese is a monstrosity. Poland tilts his head slightly, not recognizing either of those options.]

Like, why would you shake milk?

[And will the end result bring all the boys to the yard?]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[But it's Americannnnn and yeah I like the Italian cheeses better.]

Actually you mix it with ice cream! It's good!

[Damn right. It's also better than your's. He'll teach you, but he'll have to charge.]

I'll make you a chocolate one! Since that's my favorite, too!

[And so he starts doing that.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[French, bb. Brie and Port Salut alllllll the way! He might be a pervert, but man that nation makes some bitchin' cheese.]

I totally like chocolate! Sakura helped me make some earlier, and Liet tried cooking with it once~

[...Eff, Liet. Liet brings about the emo thoughts. How much are you charging to teach people about your milkshake, again?]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Chocolate it is!

[He notices the trailing off, now that he knows Poland's upset, and speaks up as he readies the blender and gets the ice cream and syrup. Oh and it's between 1 and 2 USDs, depending on where you're 'learning' from.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland remains sort of trailed off as he watches America go about the kitchen. Which, when he stops to think about it, is also slight emo-inducing, because most of what he does in kitchens is watch Liet cook. Dammit.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Stop being depress, Poland. It only takes a minute or two for America to blend up the ice cream and milk and the syrup, and soon Poland has a shake to go with his food.]

Come on! Let's sit at the table!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Meh, 'kays...

[He can't help it, boys are stupid and make him sad! ...Chocolate, he is quickly discovering, does help this somewhat, at least. And there is something strangely addictive about the salty, fried root vegetables :|a]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[It's the crack America carries stuff to the table, with extra burgers that he made and more fries and ketchup and his milkshake and sits down. Oh and straws for them both, because real men drink their shaken milk through a straw.]

Good, right?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Since when was Poland included in "real men"? I mean, if we're not talking about vodka/kickass cavalries/sticking it to the Nazis and/or Commies. He's pretty GAR with any of those as measures of manriness.]

Totally!

[OM NOM CHOCOLATE SHAKEN MILK :D]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Real men can kick ass in skirts. Sexuality isn't an issue. And he's hardcore enough to get missiles from America!]

Hehehe! Great!

[Slurrrrrrrp yay food is delicious and westernizing nations is fun.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[In that case, Poland is moar of a real man than EVERYONE.]

...Hey, um. So you like. Don't think it's wrong? For me to like Liet, I mean.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I mean, why would it be?

[Sluuuuurp]

It's nice to have someone close to you that you can, y'know, really care for.