Twelfth Entry [Audio | Filtered (see entry) | Hackable]

[reckless_eagle]

[This entry is locked to those who Poland considers a)friends, and b)people he can talk to about Boy Problems. Liet, since Boy Problems are always his fault, is not included. People like, say, Gokudera, who he likes but doesn't really think would be terribly sympathetic, are also not included. Definitely included are Hungary, Wolfram, Nitori, Elaine, Aerith, America... if you think your character might be included, go ahead and assume they are.]

[Also, if your character can hack at all, they can access this.]

Hey.

I like, seriously don't wanna hang out here with Liet right now... can I come chill with someone else for a while?

[He hesitates awkwardly for a moment, then shuts off the recording.]

Comments

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[But it's Americannnnn and yeah I like the Italian cheeses better.]

Actually you mix it with ice cream! It's good!

[Damn right. It's also better than your's. He'll teach you, but he'll have to charge.]

I'll make you a chocolate one! Since that's my favorite, too!

[And so he starts doing that.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[French, bb. Brie and Port Salut alllllll the way! He might be a pervert, but man that nation makes some bitchin' cheese.]

I totally like chocolate! Sakura helped me make some earlier, and Liet tried cooking with it once~

[...Eff, Liet. Liet brings about the emo thoughts. How much are you charging to teach people about your milkshake, again?]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Chocolate it is!

[He notices the trailing off, now that he knows Poland's upset, and speaks up as he readies the blender and gets the ice cream and syrup. Oh and it's between 1 and 2 USDs, depending on where you're 'learning' from.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland remains sort of trailed off as he watches America go about the kitchen. Which, when he stops to think about it, is also slight emo-inducing, because most of what he does in kitchens is watch Liet cook. Dammit.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Stop being depress, Poland. It only takes a minute or two for America to blend up the ice cream and milk and the syrup, and soon Poland has a shake to go with his food.]

Come on! Let's sit at the table!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Meh, 'kays...

[He can't help it, boys are stupid and make him sad! ...Chocolate, he is quickly discovering, does help this somewhat, at least. And there is something strangely addictive about the salty, fried root vegetables :|a]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[It's the crack America carries stuff to the table, with extra burgers that he made and more fries and ketchup and his milkshake and sits down. Oh and straws for them both, because real men drink their shaken milk through a straw.]

Good, right?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Since when was Poland included in "real men"? I mean, if we're not talking about vodka/kickass cavalries/sticking it to the Nazis and/or Commies. He's pretty GAR with any of those as measures of manriness.]

Totally!

[OM NOM CHOCOLATE SHAKEN MILK :D]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Real men can kick ass in skirts. Sexuality isn't an issue. And he's hardcore enough to get missiles from America!]

Hehehe! Great!

[Slurrrrrrrp yay food is delicious and westernizing nations is fun.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[In that case, Poland is moar of a real man than EVERYONE.]

...Hey, um. So you like. Don't think it's wrong? For me to like Liet, I mean.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I mean, why would it be?

[Sluuuuurp]

It's nice to have someone close to you that you can, y'know, really care for.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean... 'cause of the church and stuff?

[...Nom, fries :3]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[He eats some too, with loads of ketchup. :3]

Well, yeah! My people are becoming a lot more tolerant, and we've been fighting for the right to marry anyone you want!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

...[Smiles! And it's not that little "Yeah, sure, I'm totally okay" smile, either, but a real one.]

That's mega-cool, then~

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Uh huh! But it's always good to have someone to talk to about relationship issues! There's always someone who's supportive, especially in my place! I've made so many advancements in the short time I've been around, no other country can compare!

But I mean, I guess you could try to talk to him? He's gotta be more willing to listen than England, who totally gets all huffy whenever I mention Helena. I can't talk to him about anything relationship oriented!

[Is he doing to England what Liet is doing to Poland? POSSIBLY.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

What if he freaks, though? He totally flipped over the dress. Like... he ran off for hours, then came back and tried to act like it never happened, then got all "and you're not going to do it again, right?" and stuff. I kinda don't wanna freak him out any more...

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

I could try talking to him for you!

[America loves dating shows and bachelor shows and he's watched so many, playing matchmaker shouldn't be hard!]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Oh God that is the worst plan ever. Send the guy who thinks "The Atmosphere" is a book to go talk to your best friend who you have a crush on who's freaked out over your crossdressing. AWESOME.]

Like, really? You'd seriously do that?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[It's 'The Situation', but he'd probably check them both out. And at least Poland isn't asking dating advice from Austria? Poland gets a 'gentle' but friendly one handed clap on the back.]

Of course! Anything I can do to help out my friends!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Pffffft, 's what I get for reading shit in Japanese. It's "空気読めない" in the original, which is "the air", so I figured "the atmosphere" would be the obvious translation...]

[Ow, God, his ribs o_o]

Thanks... that's seriously cool of you, America! You like, don't have to tell him too much, I should probably figure out how to talk to him about it myself, but if you could help sort out, y'know, like, the whole deal with the dresses...

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Ffft I guess it's the same thing. The subtitles say 'The Situation' but yeah. He's probably heard them both. And you don't really need all your ribs..]

Hey, no problem! I'm the hero, after all!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Smiles, giving America a hug.]

I totally owe you for this one~

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[And he hugs back. And it's not even painful or bone crushing!]

Don't mention it!

[He ruffles Poland's hair a bit, almost affectionately.]

Do you want anything else to eat?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

I'm good, thanks!

[BESTIES.]