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[Hey, America. Remember when Poland was all on about going back to his room and behaving?]

[He was lying. Like a dog. He can't believe you bought that, for real!]

[So thanks to, you know, circumstances, Poland's latent proclivity towards delinquency rebellion is manifesting a few centuries earlier than it otherwise might have. Germany, Prussia, Russia, and Austria would all probably be utterly unsurprised to know that he's gotten himself mixed up with the little insurgent movement that's forming, and, having done some highly inadvisable improvised explosive stuff with black powder to open his door (since it's the only explosive he knows of, and the battering ram thing wasn't working so hot this time, and he couldn't reach any pickable lock, and the sliding-the-bolt-up-with-something-thin trick didn't turn out so great either), is now is out roaming the halls and making trouble.]

[Lavi wanted a distraction, and if they need more distracting than an armor-clad trap walking around, crossbows akimbo, shooting cameras and setting off alarms all over the place and grinning... Well, he could doubtless come up with something, but that seems like enough for now ♥]

[Various video cameras, both America's and the Mansion's, might pick up glances of him, just before they get crossbow'd into utter nonfunctionality, either with a bolt or a heavy blow from the butt end. He might not be technologically advanced, but by God, he can smash stuff!]

Date: 2010-01-10 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idkmybfftony.livejournal.com
[IT'S A TRAP

okay seriously what is this stop it okay? WE HAD A TALK AND I SHOT YOUR PONY WHY ARE YOU STILL DISOBEYING ORDERS

It's not hard for him to find Poland, even though the cost is leaving England alone for the moment (http://sunneverset.livejournal.com/6449.html) and he fires another warning shot, this time at the ceiling when he sees him in the hallway.]


Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Come back here!

Date: 2010-01-10 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[Because.... they're orders, and he's Poland. Heard the one about the Englishman, the Frenchman, the German, and the Pole who meet the Devil?]

[Poland stops and turns towards America, with a little grin.]


Like, what's it look like I'm doing? Duh. I'm breaking your camera-things, 'cause seriously, what's up with creeping on everyone? It's like, who does that?

Anyway, I have to say, I totes liked the decor in here better before. I know, I know, it gets way boring if you don't change shit around now and then, but this whole... prison... thing is mega gauche, for real.
Edited Date: 2010-01-10 05:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-10 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idkmybfftony.livejournal.com
[America stares at Poland. Like, seriously. His eyes are piercing your soul.]

I guess... I was wrong about you. [His voice is quiet, oddly calm, and no way emotionally stable.] You're a terrorist. One of those assholes who just... want my nation to collapse on itself! You're trying to destroy me from the inside out!

[...what. No, seriously, he gets increasingly upset and angry as he speaks, ignoring most of what Poland says. He pulls out his taser, which crackles with electricity, and he grins.]

...I'll show you what this place does with terrorists..

Date: 2010-01-10 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[God, the future's got some messed up stuff. First that...hand-cannon-thing, and now he's got lightning? But Poland just keeps grinning, the same shit-eating smirk he had when Prussia had a sword to his throat.]

Whatever! I like, don't even know what a terrorist is, and you're totally kidding yourself if you think I've got nothing better to do than mess with your business!

I'm like, a sovereign kingdom, by the grace of God and the blessing of the Church, and there's totally no one that's gonna keep me in some lame-ass cell.
Edited Date: 2010-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-10 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idkmybfftony.livejournal.com
[That's fine, because have a creepy grin in return. Oh, the terrorists are so much fun to hunt and imprison!]

You are a soulless terrorist who has no right to use His name so familiarly! [Yes, this crazy nation is Christian. And religion is so important in everything ever so yeah. He advances dramatically oh Lithuania will love this]

Date: 2010-01-10 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[Ffff, Poland takes that personally! Insulting his devotion to God is like a slap in the face that he knows he doesn't deserve.]

Oh, like, don't even! I totally told you, I don't know what a terrorist is, and I love God!

[OOC: Hurting Poland is pretty close to always okay with me, by the way. He'll get better XD]

Date: 2010-01-10 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idkmybfftony.livejournal.com
[AS HE SHOULD like a soulless terrorist God is my bestie, not yours. :| In fact, there are people Colbert who'd argue that America = God but yes.]

Liar! Stop that! God doesn't approve of liars!

[Since we're on the whole religion stand offish thing WHY NOT he'll pull his gun out and fire a shot at him. Up to you if it hits.]

Date: 2010-01-10 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[God IS his bestie! The cross he's got around his neck isn't just bling, you know :| lol, Colbert ♥]

[The bullet impacts against the left shoulder of his armor, but is deflected just enough by it to not actually go into him. It does, however, dent the armor, and the sheer force of it does some nasty damage to that general area of him as it knocks him back. He drops the crossbow in that hand out of shock. However, he's mad now--too mad to be scared, and the instant he's stable enough to be sure of his aim, he returns fire with the one in his right hand. Obviously, it's up to you where/if it hits.]


Yeah? It'd like, be a lie and a blasphemy to deny it. If you use God's name to attack me, you're totally taking it in vain!
Edited Date: 2010-01-10 11:10 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-11 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idkmybfftony.livejournal.com
[Cross? Yeah, America's got one of those, too. It's canon, too, and so much so that I can't find it. But he does have one, he just always wears it under his clothes.

The arrow flies at him, and hits him in the chest. Of course, he has his vest on, which means it doesn't pierce him, and doesn't actually hit him.

But it must look a bit creepy to have him continue to approach Poland with an arrow sticking out of his hazmat suit.]


I'll show you blasphemy!

[More bulletsssss]

Date: 2010-01-11 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[Canon doesn't show Poland wearing one, but it DOES show him holding Mass during battle like, a month before the time I took him from, so it'd be WEIRD if he didn't have at least one on him.]

Keep it to yourself! I totally don't want to see it!

[He isn't so caught off guard by the gun this time... but he needs time to reload the crossbow between shots, one huge disadvantage they have over modern weapons. So he's moving before America starts shooting, which isn't enough to keep him from getting hit, but it's enough that he only gets hit once, the bullet slicing through his armor and grazing his side as he runs. He hardly feels it through the adrenaline.]

[As fast as he can without messing up, he reloads the crossbow and steps further into the hallway and away from the corner, ready to shoot the instant America comes into view.]

Date: 2010-01-11 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idkmybfftony.livejournal.com
You should be used to it by now!

[Fair enough. But yes. Shooting time oh crap corners make it hard to shoot around. He gets up against the wall and tries to creep along the wall like Jack Bauer to see if he can peer along the corner.

He'll try to stick his arm out enough to take a shot, but yeah, he's not seeing very well.]

Date: 2010-01-11 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
What's that even supposed to mean?!

[Yeah, Poland sees that hand sneaking out, and he crouches down low enough that anyone trying to hit a normal man's torso or head is going to miss.]

[Taking another crossbow bolt out in his off-hand to be able to reload quicker, Poland takes aim at America's exposed hand and shoots again, aiming to make him drop his gun. If he doesn't have that, making him stop all this stupid crazy stuff will be a lot easier...]

Date: 2010-01-11 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idkmybfftony.livejournal.com
[And the arrow flies and catches him in the arm. Owfuck. He does indeed drop his gun and pulls his arm back, pressing against the wall and stares at the arrow sticking out. He grits his teeth and works on trying to pull it out, giving Poland a few moments to regather his wits.]

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Date: 2010-01-10 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
POLAND!

WHERE ARE YOU!

[Where is his sword where is his sword where did Poland go he has to find him]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[The sound of something being smashed]

Uhmmmmm... I dunno. Like, everything looks different today. Why? [Blissfully unconcerned with, you know, the fact that he's being near-suicidally rebellious.]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
WHY DID-

[Calm down, Lithuania, calm down]

Why did you leave without telling me?

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Huh?

I like, thought you were paying attention.

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
I was in the bathroom! Cleaning!

Do you want a second pony to get shot?!

[Okay trying to reason again.]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Oh, don't worry about that! I like, thought about it, so I decided not to bring a pony~

[...The sad part is that he's not joking.]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
Well, I'll bring one.

[Hear that in the backround? That's the pony coming out of the closet. He'll just be faster if he uses it.]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[Alarmed and upset] You totally can't do that! Like, what if he hurts it?!

[And yet it doesn't appear to bother him that he could very well get hurt. Special snowflake 9_9]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
I'll find you faster if I have it, because I'll be faster.

[And yes, he's dead serious with the pony. If you get into danger, a pony will, too.]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
I'm like, not in trouble or anything! Leave the pony, come here on foot!

[The twang and thump of a crossbow firing]

voice

Date: 2010-01-10 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
I'll search you on horseback.



Closet, I need a saddle, too.

Voice

Date: 2010-01-10 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Liet, I swear to God, if you bring a poor pony into this, I'm gonna be super-pissed at you!

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