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[It's fairly evident that whoever made this post didn't mean to, considering that the majority of what can be seen is a Cheerios skirt. And thigh. There's a lot of thigh, too, very much exposed. And underneath dem thighs, there's another set of legs, and underneath that... one of the library tables?]

[Judging by the deep breathing and lack of panic, the people near the camera have yet to wake up.]

[video]

Date: 2010-10-02 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com
...

[aaand Santana's just going to burst into laughter now. It hurts her head, but it's just too priceless.]

[video]

Date: 2010-10-02 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
[That effectively wakes him up.]

What-

...Poland, what...? [Completely disoriented.]
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Liet, my head hurts wicked bad and I don't know how we got here and why are you wearing a leash and please tell me that's your hand and I'm dressed like a skank, so please tell me you know what's going on!

[video]

Date: 2010-10-02 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com
[Santana's just gonna continue laughing for a while, thanks.]

I already told you. You guys are secretly super kinky.

[More seriously now:] You better wash my uniform before giving it back.

[video]

Date: 2010-10-02 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
[Growling and wrapping one arm around his husband protectivly. No matter how much his head hurts, Poland's honor is more important. Too bad that he has nothing to at least cover the blond's thighs with.]

We're not [Whatever she means] and I have no idea, but... [Reaches over and turns the video off, so only the audio feed is left.]

we'll return the ....clothes... as soon as possible.
Edited Date: 2010-10-02 07:44 pm (UTC)

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-02 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
I told you, I don't know what that means!

[Oh god, are those people over there in that stack of books? Poland's words turn into a squeak of embarrassment, and he curls up into a little ball against Liet's chest, as if hoping that he'll disappear if he gets small enough.]

Re: [audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com
It means you have sex with things like handcuffs and cheerleading outfits. [The video may be gone, but you can still pretty much hear the smug smile in her voice.]

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
We're not - we are in public!

[That should prove that they didn't have sex the night before, right? Right?]

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
W-We totally didn't--we like, couldn't have--oh, gawd, in the library?

[He's going to be grabbing his communicator and skimming through the posts on the network to make sure that if anything happened, it wasn't recorded ;;;;;]

Re: [audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com
Is there anyone else there? I bet that was the most fun anyone's ever had in a library.

[so much headachey giggling]

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
[Looks around nervously.]

Poland...

I- I'll get you something to dress, and then we go back to our room, okay?

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[VERY quickly] W-We can like, go together! I swear, Liet, if you leave me here alone for even a minute, I'm totally putting a couch in our room just so I can make you sleep on it for like a month!

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
[Back to Santana] Miss, I'm sorry, but we have to go.

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[Just then, Poland finds a network entry with what looks suspiciously like himself in Santana's dress in it. When he clicks it to check what's going on, the audio feed with Santana picks up a slightly static-y burst of gasps and sighs, the occasional whimpered Liet, oh God, Liet...]

[Somehow, it's probably possible to HEAR him blushing as he hurries to delete that entry.]

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-03 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com
[Santana will never stop laughing. Ever.]

Yeah, I bet you do.

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-05 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
[He... really has no idea what to do. Get out of here.

Taking the device from Poland's hands, and the hands into his, he drags the blond away form it, out of the room.]

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-06 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[Can we just go hide in our room forever? Poland wants to do that. He wants to do it NOW.]

[audio/action]

Date: 2010-10-06 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watchful-knight.livejournal.com
[Lithuania has no objections to that. At all.]

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