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[Okay. Okay, so Dave has pretty much been... just sort of not noticing or ignoring his attention so far, he guesses? Which is lame, but he has another plan up his flower-covered, voluminous sleeve!]

So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]

Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]

I-I totally want Dave to be my king!

[Even Poland was getting that sense.]

Date: 2011-12-05 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Wh--I'm totally not telling you that! You're like, almost as bad as Santana!

Date: 2011-12-05 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com
you think i'm like her?
huh!

Date: 2011-12-05 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Well, like, she's the only other one who asks embarrassing questions about my sex life!

Date: 2011-12-05 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com
it's not about sex!
it's about.
your parts.
okay i see why you're freaking out now.

Date: 2011-12-05 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Just now? Like, seriously?

Date: 2011-12-05 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com
well i never met a country before i got here!
it was a purely academic interest.
until, you know.
i realized i'm asking you about your junk.

Date: 2011-12-05 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
So, like, let me get this straight.

You've got an academic interest. In my vital regions?

[God, where are the kids these days even getting this?]

Date: 2011-12-05 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com
it's not weird!
come on, somebody has to research this stuff!
plus i totally got sex ed the other day so i'm just
idk
expanding my knowledge!

Date: 2011-12-05 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
[Sex ed? What is that? ...Is that a typoed past tense?]

Okay, God, I totally didn't need to know that! Anyway, like, I don't even do stuff like that anymore, so you might as well ask my mirror about this kind of junk!

[...People's junk, that is. Also, no one should talk to M!Pol. Scientific fact.]

Date: 2011-12-06 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com
[Didn't need to know what?]

oh yeah.
i guess your mirror would be
uh.
well yeah!
okay i'll try that.

Date: 2011-12-06 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Wait, shit! I totally take it back, okay, so like, don't talk to him.

Ever.

Seriously. He's a major creep!

Date: 2011-12-06 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com
uh.
then why'd you tell me to talk to him?
geez!

Date: 2011-12-06 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
'Cause like, he gets laid and I don't?

[Eff his life.]

But that totally doesn't--don't actually do it, okay, 'cause he totally creeps on everybody.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburellakind.livejournal.com
okay.
uh, thanks.
seriously, most people would've just let me figure it out on my own.
which might be a good prank but from the sounds of it it'd just be mean in this case.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reckless-eagle.livejournal.com
Ugh, seriously. I like, wouldn't wish him on anyone.

...Maybe the Major, but I don't even want to think about how creeptastic that would have been. Ew.

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