Sixteenth Entry [Video | Locked to America | Hackable]

[reckless_eagle]

[If America has ever seen Poland this serious... it was about seventy years ago, and that's enough said. His eyes are cold, his fist clenched at his side as he looks into the camera, which doesn't completely stop him from looking like a temperamental child. Stupid early-teens body, making it hard to be taken seriously.]

America. Liet and I need your help.

We like, want to learn to fight with guns.

Comments

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...what kind of guns?

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Whatever we need to fight your time's people without being at such a huge disadvantage. We're like, already smaller than adults and don't have the knowledge of the future that all the other nations do, but this is a disadvantage we can do something about.

Besides, killing the Major with a sword was a total hassle. I don't wanna do that again.

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, but I'm not even sure what-

...wait. You killed the Major before?

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

....Um, yeah?

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

....how?

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, by stabbing him? Kind of a lot? [Poland feels that this is, you know, the way things are generally done...]

He's like, not all that dangerous up close, unless you let him get you off your guard like Pakistan did. Carries one of those guns, but he's a totally lame shot with it. And he... kinda takes a bit more stabbing than normal humans. Getting him in the eye worked, though.

[And let Poland tell you, stabbing someone in the face with a sword at close range is just a little awkward. Which is why even if he's denied lessons in shooting things, he'll be bringing a knife along for ease of stabbing.]

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

No, I mean... how did you find him? Get to him. Whatever.

...and what do you mean 'normal' humans? He's not one?

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Oh, that? Um, luck, mostly. I mean, he had a kid with him that he was torturing, so I was running around trying to see if I could pass close enough to hear the screaming, and... then someone set off the traps he had set around his room. Explosions are kinda loud.

Liet and I went back there the day Pakistan came back to life, but no one's there anymore.

...Oh, and normal humans' bones aren't made of metal. And they don't... spark like lightning when you stab them.

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Metal. Metal. Uh huh. That's impossible, last I checked.

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, last time I checked, too, but I like, cut his arm to try and make him drop his gun, and it was totally like "CLANG!" "Ohmigod, what?" And it was all metal underneath the muscle! And it totally felt the same when I punched him in the face.

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

....

Man, I didn't realize Wolverine had an ugly nazi for a dad.

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

...Huh?