Twenty-Sixth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

Okay, so that was like, mega-lame! God, I'm glad I'm over that whole civil wars phase, it was so not cute on me... It was defs pretty hilarious how weird everyone was acting, though~

Anyway, I'm bored again! So like, I know back when we were all girls, I was like, talking with a bunch of people about comparing fashions from our homes and times by dressing each other in clothes from where we're from... How about it? Who wants in? It'll be way fun!

Before that, though, I'm totally going for a ride. Wolfram, wanna come with? It's been forever, ohmigod!

[Locked to the Major, difficult to hack]

You suck.

Comments

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Huh. 'Kay...

Like, what about this? [Holds up the underwear. What, it doesn't look anything like what he's used to, okay?]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

You wear them under your clothes! Like this!

[Because he only wears boxers, he shows off his. His have burgers on them. This icon is appropriate, as it is his life.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[BLUSH, SO INAPPROPRIATE!]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Yeah, heh! They're really comfortable, and they definitely keep any states from getting caught in these zipper things!

[WHAT IS INAPPROPRIATE also Florida is not zipper friendly]

If you need help getting anything on let me know!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[SO SCANDALOUS, AMERICA! Poland's face may be stuck like this.]

Um. 'K-Kay!

[Turns around to change. Okay, so the underwear on first, then unfasten the "zipper" on the pasts and pull them on... Rezipping with the clothes actually on takes a couple of tries, but he manages. The shirt, thank God, is not a problem. The socks... Oh, they must be like really short stockings!]

[...He's kind of at a loss about the shoes, though. And the tie. Which he tries to use as a sash :|]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[America is comfortable with his body, okay. :| Until someone calls him fat anyway. He may or may not be watching Poland get changed, but only because he's there to help. With the helmet on his head. Crooked.]

Here, I'll get that for ya!

[America can, on good days, tie his own tie. Tying one for someone else is a bit of an issue. But yay personal space! And isn't he cute, looking all focused and stuff.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[He's trying not to be self-conscious about being watched, because okay, they're both guys, nothing anyone hasn't seen before, b-but it's just kind of weird because America knows he likes boys, and also because America... looks so much more like a guy than him, or something, he doesn't even. Shyyyyyy! Awkwaaaaaard!]

Oh... Um, like, thanks? [Holds still, though it may be in a slightly "deer in the headlights" way.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[If Poland is uncomfortable, America doesn't notice. After all, when he gets his friends naked, there's nothing sexual behind it! Blame his hippie days, but sometimes, the situation called for being naked.

As for America's sexual orientation, well..]

There ya go! [He somehow manages to get Poland dressed, and does up his pants. With the helmet still on his head. He grins and flashes a thumbs up.]

If I knew ya were gonna be scared of the pants, I would've brought you a skirt instead!

[Helping along gender confusion?]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland sulks at America. Only just a little.]

I'm like, not scared, I just never saw a "zipper" before!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[He laughs. Good natured though; he's not laughing at you, he's laughing with you!]

Well, now ya did! Now help me get dressed!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Smiles!]

Okay! So like, the clothes go on first, then the armor~ You're gonna have to take the helmet off for a sec.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[So he takes off the helmet, messing up his hair a bit (but Nantucket's fine) and nonchalantly begins to strip. POLAND IS COOL WITH THIS, RIGHT? At least he starts with his shirt, which soon leads to him being topless and hey he's got cool scars for a young nation doesn't he? Especially that one across his stomach which totes looks self inflicted lol civil war]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Not looking, not looking, not--]

You like, must have been in a lot of wars... I thought you said you were far from other nations, though?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[You cannot resist the hero. By the way he's dropping his pants too. At least the boxers are on?]

Well, I'm the hero! I am the one who rushes into war and saves the day!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Well, this is certainly proving educational for Poland. In that he is being forced to come to terms with the idea that boys other than Liet are cute.]

Yeah? That's cool... kind of doesn't sound like you were saying the other day, but like, I guess a hundred years is kinda a long time...

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[America is a sexy beast of a nation. Do not be ashamed. It is perfectly natural to be attracted to the super power before you. Especially because he's a self absorbed idiot.]

Heh, well.. that was because, during that time, I only fought wars at home, not overseas.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Well, Europe in his time is kind of full of borderline-shotas. It's... an interesting change, to see a nation who's youngish, but big and strong. HE CAN'T BE BLAMED FOR LOOKING, OK? ;;;]

Not big on crusades? I can totally get that. Here, shirt!

[Hands it to him, figuring he can figure that part out all by himself.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[...true. Okay he takes the shirt and starts putting it on.]

Nope! Just world wars and police conflicts and keeping communists and terrorists at bay!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[He tilts his head]

...The future sounds way confusing. Here, gimme your hand, I'll tie your sleeves for you.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

It's only confusing if you want it to be confusing.

[He holds out his arms.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, it's like, I don't even know what to ask about sometimes, 'cause everything seems totally out there!

[Poland ties his cuffs for him. It's much easier to do with the use of both hands.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...Well, that's cause history changes a lot! But if you have questions, you should ask me!

[And he watches. Ooooh.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

It's like, hard to know where to start asking, sometimes! But I totally will. You've always been way good about explaining stuff~

[Offers him the stockings.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, of course! It's my duty as the hero to make sure the rest of the world stays informed!

[Putting those on~ self explanatory after all.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, that's cool of you! Here, foot.

[Kneels down when he's done and holds out a shoe for America to put on. Easier to do this part before they get to the armor.]