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reckless_eagle) wrote2011-11-29 12:27 am
reckless_eagle) wrote2011-11-29 12:27 am
Entry tags:
- abusing elective monarchy,
- boys are stupid,
- dave,
- dress-up!,
- dude looks like a lady,
- entranceway,
- event: mancrushes,
- event: onsen,
- gonna give liet a heart attack,
- ic,
- no seriously what,
- priorities: a little skewed,
- pushy brat,
- relationships,
- shy,
- subtlety is for suckers,
- tempting fate,
- this can't end well,
- video
Seventy-Sixth Entry [Video]
[Okay. Okay, so Dave has pretty much been... just sort of not noticing or ignoring his attention so far, he guesses? Which is lame, but he has another plan up his flower-covered, voluminous sleeve!]
So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]
Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]
So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]
Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]
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now i'm all curious.
hehehehehe.
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[...Poland can be trolled without even trying, sometimes ;; ]
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treat it like an anatomy lesson!
or geography i guess.
you should tell me what equals what.
like is your mouth a lake or something?
[Making this private in case it continues to be VASTLY INAPPROPRIATE]
...Lakes are usually, like, freckles or birthmarks. Sometimes if there's a lot of border-shifting going down, though, stuff can be like, clothes or accessories? Like, Lake Balaton is the flower Hungary wears in her hair...
[it will probably be!]
yeah, eww.
that'd be creepy.
huh!
okay so.
what are private parts then?
i mean i just
i have to know.
for science or something.
[Even Poland was getting that sense.]
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huh!
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it's about.
your parts.
okay i see why you're freaking out now.
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it was a purely academic interest.
until, you know.
i realized i'm asking you about your junk.
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You've got an academic interest. In my vital regions?
[God, where are the kids these days even getting this?]
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come on, somebody has to research this stuff!
plus i totally got sex ed the other day so i'm just
idk
expanding my knowledge!
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Okay, God, I totally didn't need to know that! Anyway, like, I don't even do stuff like that anymore, so you might as well ask my mirror about this kind of junk!
[...People's junk, that is. Also, no one should talk to M!Pol. Scientific fact.]
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oh yeah.
i guess your mirror would be
uh.
well yeah!
okay i'll try that.
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Ever.
Seriously. He's a major creep!
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then why'd you tell me to talk to him?
geez!
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[Eff his life.]
But that totally doesn't--don't actually do it, okay, 'cause he totally creeps on everybody.
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uh, thanks.
seriously, most people would've just let me figure it out on my own.
which might be a good prank but from the sounds of it it'd just be mean in this case.
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...Maybe the Major, but I don't even want to think about how creeptastic that would have been. Ew.