Seventy-Sixth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Okay. Okay, so Dave has pretty much been... just sort of not noticing or ignoring his attention so far, he guesses? Which is lame, but he has another plan up his flower-covered, voluminous sleeve!]

So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]

Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]

I-I totally want Dave to be my king!

Comments

1/? Not video yet.

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[Wait, what?]

Will tell you when~ Sorry for the spam. :c

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[Just.]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[Motherfucking.]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[What?]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[...]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[Video] Done!

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

[WHAT DO?]

King of...Poland? Me? You sure you got the right guy for this?

[Video]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, like, king of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, but yeah, for sure! I've like, never been surer ♥

[Video]

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Okay, then. Shouldn't Lithuania have a say in this?

[He shrugs.]

Not too sure what to do as a king of a commonwealth, either.

[Video]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Umm, I'll like, ask him in a second, I guess? I mean, duh, of course, but I've totally got a bigger say!

Don't worry, I'll totally help you figure it out! You're way smart, so I'm sure you'll make a wicked awesome king...

1/2 After all other threads.

[cautious-knight.livejournal.com]

2/2 After all other threads.

[cautious-knight.livejournal.com]

[Here he comes running to wherever Poland is right now.]

Action

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, Liet, there you are! I like, need to talk politics with you!

Action

[cautious-knight.livejournal.com]

You can't do that! We have a king back home!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

But he's like, not here, so what's wrong with having someone as, y'know, emergency regent or whatevs? Dave would be an awesome boss!

[video]

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

[Say what? Still, never let it be said that Bro can't keep his cool no matter what. Still, there is one small matter to settle]

First rule of Striders: you make him King, I'm automatically promoted to royalty too. Just call me your King Brother or however it is these things work.

[video]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Hmmmm.]

We're like, actually not so into hereditary monarchy anymore? It was cool while it lasted, but that was so last century. So these days, we totally elect a new king whenever, y'know, there's a need for it... but I guess you'd totes be raised to the nobility either way?

[video]

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

Whatever makes it make sense in your little version of reality. Either way, you didn't think you were gonna run off with my little brother, making him King and I wouldn't notice, did you?

[video]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, like, I didn't know he had a brother here. I'm totally gonna have to talk about it with my partner, 'kay?

[Poland doesn't take well to being bossed around, and the event is only clouding his judgment about one person.]

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[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

uh.
what?

[text]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

You heard me!

[Hell, let's put it in writing to be all official-like!]

I, the Kingdom of Poland, think Dave Strider is megawickedawesome and totally want him to be my boss!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

whyyyy dave?
exactly?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Like, why not Dave? Why anybody else? He's like, smart and funny and supermegacute, and I think he'll be totally badass at it!

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

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[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Right? Like, it's my best idea ever! I totally knew you'd back me up!