Seventy-Sixth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Okay. Okay, so Dave has pretty much been... just sort of not noticing or ignoring his attention so far, he guesses? Which is lame, but he has another plan up his flower-covered, voluminous sleeve!]

So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]

Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]

I-I totally want Dave to be my king!

Comments

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, like. We've hung out few times, at least! He's really cool, okay, so he totally made an impression on me!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

seems kinda weird to make him your king.
you know.
just saying!
maybe you should give him a test or something.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Are you like, saying he's not good enough? 'Cause I'll totally fight you! He doesn't need some lame test or whatever, he's already the best!

[At everything. Forever. Because he's DAVE ♥]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

uh...
oh.

[Realization get!]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

"Uh, oh" what?

[Still sulking, a little.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

well...
you like him.
right?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well--I mean, like, of course I do! Everybody totally should, right??

[Avoiding the point? What point? ;;;;;]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

not everyone should like like, though.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

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It's totally--I mean--um!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

i guess kings are kind of like
country's husbands...

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[John is just giving Poland all of the scandalized expressions this morning!]

W-What? No! It's not like that, ohmigod! I mean, I have a husband--technically, I guess, sort of, it's way complicated, I mean, it's basically just political or whatevs, so it's not like it wouldn't be okay if I--

Okay, but the point is, dude, they're our bosses!

[Sometimes they're like family D8 Poland's early bosses pretty much raised him, with help from the Church, so he's kinda squicked by the idea that king=husband, even if he does want Dave.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

oh.
but still that's kind of like
i mean
you're talking about him like he's so amazing and stuff!
sounds like a crush.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Caught!]

Well... I mean, like... He's really cool, okay?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

maybe your husband would not like this...

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Oh, hey, is that Catholic Guilt?]

But--But, like, it's not like we're really--it's basically, like, a permanent alliance, right? We don't. Like. Do married stuff, so he should probably be chill with it, right...?

I mean, I guess he's been acting... kinda weird the last couple of days, but...

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

doesn't mean he might not get jealous!
i'm kinda jealous and i don't even like guys that way.
although maybe i just want to be king.
hehehehe.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

He shot me down, like, decades ago, so I really don't think he is. I mean, if he is, that'd just be totally weird now, right?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

idk man.
i don't really get this stuff, i mean,
you're kind of a whole different thing from us so
your rules are different, probably!
but i would say you should talk to your husband!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

It's like, not like I'm asking Dave to marry me!

[Sob, it figures he'd just immediately start crushing on some other emotionally unavailable boy...]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

uhhhhhh.
it's kind of similar from our standpoint!
it's even the kind of thing people would maybe say in bed.
oh baby you're my king.
invade my capital city.
kingy kingy poo.
actually i don't know anything about dirty talk but you get my point.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod did you seriously just say that?

[Poland's sex life: vanilla to nonexistant :D]

Like, why would someone say--that's totally nasty! I mean, okay, not like I haven't ever checked out a guy with nice geography, but like...!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

oh god you said nice geography.
this is so hilarious and dirty somehow.
so wait do you like a guy with big mountains or a bunch of deep rivers?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

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[I'm not even sure if Poland is typing or video-ing or what, but regardless, his flailing and blushing and possible keyboard-smashing could basically be seen from space with the naked eye.]

I--We're totally not talking about that, oh my god!

[...But for what it's worth, Lithuania's got some nice highlands. And those little lakes he's got freckling everywhere? Nnnngh. Shit yes, I've overthought this before!]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

awww.
now i'm all curious.
hehehehehe.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I so can't believe you even brought that up!

[...Poland can be trolled without even trying, sometimes ;; ]