Seventy-Sixth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Okay. Okay, so Dave has pretty much been... just sort of not noticing or ignoring his attention so far, he guesses? Which is lame, but he has another plan up his flower-covered, voluminous sleeve!]

So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]

Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]

I-I totally want Dave to be my king!

Comments

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

oh god you said nice geography.
this is so hilarious and dirty somehow.
so wait do you like a guy with big mountains or a bunch of deep rivers?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

kmosgodrs[n[o'enhdgaosdsofemnodesidapjaz[asfpgjd

[I'm not even sure if Poland is typing or video-ing or what, but regardless, his flailing and blushing and possible keyboard-smashing could basically be seen from space with the naked eye.]

I--We're totally not talking about that, oh my god!

[...But for what it's worth, Lithuania's got some nice highlands. And those little lakes he's got freckling everywhere? Nnnngh. Shit yes, I've overthought this before!]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

awww.
now i'm all curious.
hehehehehe.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I so can't believe you even brought that up!

[...Poland can be trolled without even trying, sometimes ;; ]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

hey!
treat it like an anatomy lesson!
or geography i guess.
you should tell me what equals what.
like is your mouth a lake or something?

[Making this private in case it continues to be VASTLY INAPPROPRIATE]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Dude, that makes, like, no sense. Then if you had a ton of lakes and your place, you'd have, like, mouths everywhere...

...Lakes are usually, like, freckles or birthmarks. Sometimes if there's a lot of border-shifting going down, though, stuff can be like, clothes or accessories? Like, Lake Balaton is the flower Hungary wears in her hair...

[it will probably be!]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

oh.
yeah, eww.
that'd be creepy.

huh!
okay so.
what are private parts then?
i mean i just
i have to know.
for science or something.

[Even Poland was getting that sense.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Wh--I'm totally not telling you that! You're like, almost as bad as Santana!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

you think i'm like her?
huh!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, like, she's the only other one who asks embarrassing questions about my sex life!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

it's not about sex!
it's about.
your parts.
okay i see why you're freaking out now.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Just now? Like, seriously?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

well i never met a country before i got here!
it was a purely academic interest.
until, you know.
i realized i'm asking you about your junk.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

So, like, let me get this straight.

You've got an academic interest. In my vital regions?

[God, where are the kids these days even getting this?]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

it's not weird!
come on, somebody has to research this stuff!
plus i totally got sex ed the other day so i'm just
idk
expanding my knowledge!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Sex ed? What is that? ...Is that a typoed past tense?]

Okay, God, I totally didn't need to know that! Anyway, like, I don't even do stuff like that anymore, so you might as well ask my mirror about this kind of junk!

[...People's junk, that is. Also, no one should talk to M!Pol. Scientific fact.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Didn't need to know what?]

oh yeah.
i guess your mirror would be
uh.
well yeah!
okay i'll try that.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Wait, shit! I totally take it back, okay, so like, don't talk to him.

Ever.

Seriously. He's a major creep!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

uh.
then why'd you tell me to talk to him?
geez!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

'Cause like, he gets laid and I don't?

[Eff his life.]

But that totally doesn't--don't actually do it, okay, 'cause he totally creeps on everybody.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

okay.
uh, thanks.
seriously, most people would've just let me figure it out on my own.
which might be a good prank but from the sounds of it it'd just be mean in this case.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Ugh, seriously. I like, wouldn't wish him on anyone.

...Maybe the Major, but I don't even want to think about how creeptastic that would have been. Ew.