Seventy-Sixth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Okay. Okay, so Dave has pretty much been... just sort of not noticing or ignoring his attention so far, he guesses? Which is lame, but he has another plan up his flower-covered, voluminous sleeve!]

So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]

Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]

I-I totally want Dave to be my king!

Comments

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

He shot me down, like, decades ago, so I really don't think he is. I mean, if he is, that'd just be totally weird now, right?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

idk man.
i don't really get this stuff, i mean,
you're kind of a whole different thing from us so
your rules are different, probably!
but i would say you should talk to your husband!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

It's like, not like I'm asking Dave to marry me!

[Sob, it figures he'd just immediately start crushing on some other emotionally unavailable boy...]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

uhhhhhh.
it's kind of similar from our standpoint!
it's even the kind of thing people would maybe say in bed.
oh baby you're my king.
invade my capital city.
kingy kingy poo.
actually i don't know anything about dirty talk but you get my point.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod did you seriously just say that?

[Poland's sex life: vanilla to nonexistant :D]

Like, why would someone say--that's totally nasty! I mean, okay, not like I haven't ever checked out a guy with nice geography, but like...!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

oh god you said nice geography.
this is so hilarious and dirty somehow.
so wait do you like a guy with big mountains or a bunch of deep rivers?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

kmosgodrs[n[o'enhdgaosdsofemnodesidapjaz[asfpgjd

[I'm not even sure if Poland is typing or video-ing or what, but regardless, his flailing and blushing and possible keyboard-smashing could basically be seen from space with the naked eye.]

I--We're totally not talking about that, oh my god!

[...But for what it's worth, Lithuania's got some nice highlands. And those little lakes he's got freckling everywhere? Nnnngh. Shit yes, I've overthought this before!]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

awww.
now i'm all curious.
hehehehehe.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I so can't believe you even brought that up!

[...Poland can be trolled without even trying, sometimes ;; ]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

hey!
treat it like an anatomy lesson!
or geography i guess.
you should tell me what equals what.
like is your mouth a lake or something?

[Making this private in case it continues to be VASTLY INAPPROPRIATE]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Dude, that makes, like, no sense. Then if you had a ton of lakes and your place, you'd have, like, mouths everywhere...

...Lakes are usually, like, freckles or birthmarks. Sometimes if there's a lot of border-shifting going down, though, stuff can be like, clothes or accessories? Like, Lake Balaton is the flower Hungary wears in her hair...

[it will probably be!]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

oh.
yeah, eww.
that'd be creepy.

huh!
okay so.
what are private parts then?
i mean i just
i have to know.
for science or something.

[Even Poland was getting that sense.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Wh--I'm totally not telling you that! You're like, almost as bad as Santana!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

you think i'm like her?
huh!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Well, like, she's the only other one who asks embarrassing questions about my sex life!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

it's not about sex!
it's about.
your parts.
okay i see why you're freaking out now.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Just now? Like, seriously?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

well i never met a country before i got here!
it was a purely academic interest.
until, you know.
i realized i'm asking you about your junk.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

So, like, let me get this straight.

You've got an academic interest. In my vital regions?

[God, where are the kids these days even getting this?]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

it's not weird!
come on, somebody has to research this stuff!
plus i totally got sex ed the other day so i'm just
idk
expanding my knowledge!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Sex ed? What is that? ...Is that a typoed past tense?]

Okay, God, I totally didn't need to know that! Anyway, like, I don't even do stuff like that anymore, so you might as well ask my mirror about this kind of junk!

[...People's junk, that is. Also, no one should talk to M!Pol. Scientific fact.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Didn't need to know what?]

oh yeah.
i guess your mirror would be
uh.
well yeah!
okay i'll try that.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Wait, shit! I totally take it back, okay, so like, don't talk to him.

Ever.

Seriously. He's a major creep!

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

uh.
then why'd you tell me to talk to him?
geez!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

'Cause like, he gets laid and I don't?

[Eff his life.]

But that totally doesn't--don't actually do it, okay, 'cause he totally creeps on everybody.