Twenty-Sixth Entry [Video]

[reckless_eagle]

Okay, so that was like, mega-lame! God, I'm glad I'm over that whole civil wars phase, it was so not cute on me... It was defs pretty hilarious how weird everyone was acting, though~

Anyway, I'm bored again! So like, I know back when we were all girls, I was like, talking with a bunch of people about comparing fashions from our homes and times by dressing each other in clothes from where we're from... How about it? Who wants in? It'll be way fun!

Before that, though, I'm totally going for a ride. Wolfram, wanna come with? It's been forever, ohmigod!

[Locked to the Major, difficult to hack]

You suck.

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

My place? Like.... anything?

[America's so making him metrosexual. |D]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, anything!

[DO IT. DOOOOOO IIIIIIT!]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

.....Alright! When should we do this?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Whenever! I'm bored now, though.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

I can be down in ten?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll be here~

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[And.... okay, about 15 minutes later, there's a knock on the door. And he has a shopping bag. What even. Well, he's the hegemon, and promotes all sorts of fashion so yeah. Plus he might've picked up a few things from Kurt while he was here.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland opens the door with a smile!]

Hey, America! What's up?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[America manages a little smile, though if Poland pays any attention at all he'd notice that it's not one of his usual smiles.]

Hey! Not much! I found some stuff for ya!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, too bad Poland doesn't actually pay very much attention.]

Oh, cool! I like, found some for you, too~

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Good, because explaining to Poland how he's upset at Germany would just be weird. Oh and since the door's open he invites himself in. .D.]

Awesome! What did ya find for me? Where is it?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Like, check this out!

[He gestures to the bed, where he's got a full set of knight garb all laid out--shirt, hose, gambeson, various bits and pieces of armor, and a very dashing cape. All obviously too big to fit his wee, petit, trappish body.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that? Is an authentic smile. Because holy shit it's like LARPing but real!]

Hehehe! No way! This is so cool!

[He hands Poland the bag and goes over to investigate. In it are very fancy clothes; ones that Kurt would glance over. Yeah, pretty much they're ones that he was given for 'dating' purposes. Go American designers!]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland grins at America, pleased at his obvious excitement]

I know, right?

[Hmmm, investigating the bag! He takes out the pants, and runs into his first problem: What am zippers? How I wear pants?]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[OMG picking up the shiny pieces and having no idea what they even are or do but they look awesome anyway. He doesn't notice the awkward expression at the zippers to the clothes which might be a bit too big for Poland but whatever.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland will help him with that. In a sec. Right now, he's busy experimentally zipping and unzipping the zipper.]

...Like, what is this?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[By this point, he has the helmet on his head. Not perfect, but yeah. He blinks, and looks over at Poland before wandering over.]

That? It's a zipper! Here, you.. um..

[He zips and unzips it.]

Like this! It kinda works like buttons, or with them, depending on what you're wearing!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Huh. 'Kay...

Like, what about this? [Holds up the underwear. What, it doesn't look anything like what he's used to, okay?]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

You wear them under your clothes! Like this!

[Because he only wears boxers, he shows off his. His have burgers on them. This icon is appropriate, as it is his life.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[BLUSH, SO INAPPROPRIATE!]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Yeah, heh! They're really comfortable, and they definitely keep any states from getting caught in these zipper things!

[WHAT IS INAPPROPRIATE also Florida is not zipper friendly]

If you need help getting anything on let me know!

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[SO SCANDALOUS, AMERICA! Poland's face may be stuck like this.]

Um. 'K-Kay!

[Turns around to change. Okay, so the underwear on first, then unfasten the "zipper" on the pasts and pull them on... Rezipping with the clothes actually on takes a couple of tries, but he manages. The shirt, thank God, is not a problem. The socks... Oh, they must be like really short stockings!]

[...He's kind of at a loss about the shoes, though. And the tie. Which he tries to use as a sash :|]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[America is comfortable with his body, okay. :| Until someone calls him fat anyway. He may or may not be watching Poland get changed, but only because he's there to help. With the helmet on his head. Crooked.]

Here, I'll get that for ya!

[America can, on good days, tie his own tie. Tying one for someone else is a bit of an issue. But yay personal space! And isn't he cute, looking all focused and stuff.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[He's trying not to be self-conscious about being watched, because okay, they're both guys, nothing anyone hasn't seen before, b-but it's just kind of weird because America knows he likes boys, and also because America... looks so much more like a guy than him, or something, he doesn't even. Shyyyyyy! Awkwaaaaaard!]

Oh... Um, like, thanks? [Holds still, though it may be in a slightly "deer in the headlights" way.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[If Poland is uncomfortable, America doesn't notice. After all, when he gets his friends naked, there's nothing sexual behind it! Blame his hippie days, but sometimes, the situation called for being naked.

As for America's sexual orientation, well..]

There ya go! [He somehow manages to get Poland dressed, and does up his pants. With the helmet still on his head. He grins and flashes a thumbs up.]

If I knew ya were gonna be scared of the pants, I would've brought you a skirt instead!

[Helping along gender confusion?]