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reckless_eagle) wrote2011-11-29 12:27 am
reckless_eagle) wrote2011-11-29 12:27 am
Entry tags:
- abusing elective monarchy,
- boys are stupid,
- dave,
- dress-up!,
- dude looks like a lady,
- entranceway,
- event: mancrushes,
- event: onsen,
- gonna give liet a heart attack,
- ic,
- no seriously what,
- priorities: a little skewed,
- pushy brat,
- relationships,
- shy,
- subtlety is for suckers,
- tempting fate,
- this can't end well,
- video
Seventy-Sixth Entry [Video]
[Okay. Okay, so Dave has pretty much been... just sort of not noticing or ignoring his attention so far, he guesses? Which is lame, but he has another plan up his flower-covered, voluminous sleeve!]
So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]
Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]
So, like, I've been thinking! [Off to a good start, not looking too nervous yet...]
Okay, so last time I was here, I went, like, two years without any kind of boss, right, and it was super weird! And I'm totally an elective monarchy now--well, Liet and I are, but I think I still outvote him?--which means I basically get to pick whoever I want to rule, so, like... [Aaaaaand now comes the flustering! He stammers a couple of times, then finally manages to spit it out, blushing furiously.]
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W-What? No! It's not like that, ohmigod! I mean, I have a husband--technically, I guess, sort of, it's way complicated, I mean, it's basically just political or whatevs, so it's not like it wouldn't be okay if I--
Okay, but the point is, dude, they're our bosses!
[Sometimes they're like family D8 Poland's early bosses pretty much raised him, with help from the Church, so he's kinda squicked by the idea that king=husband, even if he does want Dave.]
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but still that's kind of like
i mean
you're talking about him like he's so amazing and stuff!
sounds like a crush.
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Well... I mean, like... He's really cool, okay?
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But--But, like, it's not like we're really--it's basically, like, a permanent alliance, right? We don't. Like. Do married stuff, so he should probably be chill with it, right...?
I mean, I guess he's been acting... kinda weird the last couple of days, but...
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i'm kinda jealous and i don't even like guys that way.
although maybe i just want to be king.
hehehehe.
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i don't really get this stuff, i mean,
you're kind of a whole different thing from us so
your rules are different, probably!
but i would say you should talk to your husband!
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[Sob, it figures he'd just immediately start crushing on some other emotionally unavailable boy...]
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it's kind of similar from our standpoint!
it's even the kind of thing people would maybe say in bed.
oh baby you're my king.
invade my capital city.
kingy kingy poo.
actually i don't know anything about dirty talk but you get my point.
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[Poland's sex life: vanilla to nonexistant :D]
Like, why would someone say--that's totally nasty! I mean, okay, not like I haven't ever checked out a guy with nice geography, but like...!
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this is so hilarious and dirty somehow.
so wait do you like a guy with big mountains or a bunch of deep rivers?
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[I'm not even sure if Poland is typing or video-ing or what, but regardless, his flailing and blushing and possible keyboard-smashing could basically be seen from space with the naked eye.]
I--We're totally not talking about that, oh my god!
[...But for what it's worth, Lithuania's got some nice highlands. And those little lakes he's got freckling everywhere? Nnnngh.
Shit yes, I've overthought this before!]no subject
now i'm all curious.
hehehehehe.
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[...Poland can be trolled without even trying, sometimes ;; ]
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treat it like an anatomy lesson!
or geography i guess.
you should tell me what equals what.
like is your mouth a lake or something?
[Making this private in case it continues to be VASTLY INAPPROPRIATE]
...Lakes are usually, like, freckles or birthmarks. Sometimes if there's a lot of border-shifting going down, though, stuff can be like, clothes or accessories? Like, Lake Balaton is the flower Hungary wears in her hair...
[it will probably be!]
yeah, eww.
that'd be creepy.
huh!
okay so.
what are private parts then?
i mean i just
i have to know.
for science or something.
[Even Poland was getting that sense.]
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huh!
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it's about.
your parts.
okay i see why you're freaking out now.
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it was a purely academic interest.
until, you know.
i realized i'm asking you about your junk.
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You've got an academic interest. In my vital regions?
[God, where are the kids these days even getting this?]
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